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Flesh falling off the bone
Suck on that
Created on 2004-01-24 21:54:40 (#1994792), last updated 2004-08-29
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Basic Info| Name: | Meagan |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-14 |
| Location: | Baton Rouge, Louisiana, United States |
BioThe details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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311, a perfect circle, a static lullaby, adult swim, alice in chains, alkaline trio, aqua teen hunger force, bad company, boxcar racer, chevelle, coldplay, cute without the e, dashboard confessional, exploding dog, family guy, finch, five iron frenzy, from autumn to ashes, green day, guns and roses, hot hot heat, incubus, josh groban, laughing, less than jake, metallica, monet, nine inch nails, nirvana, nuetral milk hotel, photographs, radiohead, reel big fish, rockapella, saves the day, silverstein, south park, story of the year, streetlight manifesto, taking back sunday, tenacious d, the cranberries, the darkness, the get up kids, the juliana theory, the kenmores, the ramones, the sex pistols, the strokes, the used, the weakerthans, the white stripes, three days grace, thursday, tool, turn down elliot, van gogh, wallflowers, weezer
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